I apologize that I am starting your week off with this piece of news – especially since now that Easter and Passover is finished, we are happily diving in to Spring… but – well – You are getting older.
Yep. It’s true. No one gets out of this thing without getting older and aging.
I know. Yawwwwwn.
I’ve already heard from the peanut gallery: “But Ms. Cheevious… we want to hear about something fun that you did in Hollywood!!!” and “When will you be the same funny blogger we have come to know, love, worship and obey?”
Indulge me while I share this important information. I realize that the “Lisa Jey Davis” side of me is not as fun ALL THE DAMN TIME as the Ms. Cheevious side of me, but you would never know just how fun life could be, if you were never faced with real-life shit some of the time. Right?
Just because I’m talking about getting older here does not mean this post is not for you, or that it’s boring, no. I don’t care how you size it up, but I am never boring. Slow? Maybe. Blond and ditzy at times? Definitely. Boring? No. Nada. Niet. Never.
The truth is, if you are a SMART young thing, you’ll pay attention to this, so that you will still manage to be HOT, GORGEOUS, HEALTHY and FUN when you DO get older… like forty years from now. So listen up.
Last week, I talked about all those things that start happening when you get older and start to go through menopause (from here on out, called Orchids). Similar to puberty (now called Daisies), you’ll start to have some erratic mood swings and acne breakouts. You’ll suffer water retention and weight gain (particularly if you do hormone replacement therapy) and your hair and skin will change texture and consistency. BLECH!!! I know. And the worst of it? You could be at risk for dementia! So here is what you can do. Watch the video below. It will answer all of your questions. Be sure to post comments below, and if you have any remaining questions, I will be sure to answer them (just make sure you request to be notified when your comments are posted or you’ll have to keep checking back).
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Tune in next time for Things Guys Secretly Wish About Women.
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