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When retrograde would really suck

October 14, 2013 by MsCheevious

When retrograde would really suck

WHEN RETROGRADE WOULD REALLY SUCK

 

#DailyMischief

 

M.C. Nugget and I were driving to dinner the other day. It was a happy day because Nuggie booked a major role in a film (yay Nuggie), and we were going to dinner at one of my favorite Italian restaurants to celebrate. As we drove, I chatted with him about my day. It had been one of those days from a parallel universe.You know… when the coffee just finished brewing but tastes cold; or when every file you purposefully save with a certain name and in a certain place so you could find it easily later, somehow disappears? Or in this case, where the women everywhere in your life start to go “off” — getting upset or overly sensitive about things or jumping to conclusions and making rash decisions (rash, as in cutting of your hand because it’s itching, rash).

I’d already been experiencing weird paranormal events with my electronics earlier this month and questioned on Twitter whether it was time for Mercury’s Retrograde. It was.

So as I mused over this with Nuggie, I said “It wouldn’t be Mercury… but…

is there a planet whose retrograde causes women to go batshit crazy?”

The Eyes Have It

Nuggie laughed. He thought that was the BOMB. We wondered if Venus’ retrograde would do that. Does Venus have a retrograde? All I can say is if any kind of retrograde can cause chicks to go batshit crazy (more than usual, that is), that is when retrograde would really suck.

Filed Under: Daily Mischief Tagged With: #dailymischief, Bat Shit, Batshit, Crazy, daily mischief, Mercury, Ms. Cheevious. Mscheevious, Retrograde, Venus, women

About MsCheevious

Ms. Cheevious is the alter-ego of Lisa Jey Davis (former publicist, and television talent manager, current award-winning writer & author, & health and fitness pro). Though Ms. Cheevious has become known for humor via the blog and social media, offering a lighter and brighter look at life… the blog was originally a precursor to Lisa Jey's long overdue book "Ms. Cheevious in Hollywood" which offers a fabulous, funny peek into what really goes on behind the scenes in Hollywood… a Hollywood with Lisa Jey and her funny “serendipities” in it. Think Lucille Ball meets Chelsea Handler meets the girl next door (with a little chocolate and vodka). It depicts with hilarity the innocent mistakes Lisa Jey made when launched back into the big, bad single jungle, as an unassuming single-mother in the City of Angels. It’s also about the beautiful, interesting life she led while her loving, incredible sons kept her grounded and sane amid fantastic events, new friends, parties and field trips. It also shows the turmoil and heartbreak that comes with dating and single mom life. All blog content © 2015 Ms. Cheevious aka Lisa Jey Davis

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  1. H. Raven Rose (@ChocolateVamp) says

    October 14, 2013 at 2:23 pm

    Haha. “Venus Retrograde.” Congrats to M.C. Nugget on booking the role~* Woohoo! xo

    • MsCheevious says

      October 14, 2013 at 6:40 pm

      I will let Nuggie know H! Thanks! XOXO

  2. Luann Robinson Hull says

    October 14, 2013 at 4:39 pm

    I was born during Mercury’s retrograde and was told that because of this, things should be better for me during that time. I’m still waiting for that to materialize! But I wouldn’t be surprised if Venus’ retrograde did that… if you believe in such things, that is! 🙂

    • MsCheevious says

      October 14, 2013 at 6:40 pm

      haha – yes… if you do indeed, Ms. Hull. Thank you for commenting! XO

  3. Bob Nailor says

    October 14, 2013 at 5:55 pm

    As a man, the question about retrograde is well… okay, taking the 5th and slowly walking away from a possibly volatile environment.

    • MsCheevious says

      October 14, 2013 at 6:39 pm

      HAHAHA @Bob. You are one smart man.

  4. Benjamin X. Wretlind says

    October 14, 2013 at 7:21 pm

    “Venus Retrograde” – the horror story! Now I have another idea to write down. 🙂

    • MsCheevious says

      October 14, 2013 at 10:18 pm

      Well of course it’s a great idea! You’re welcome! LOL

  5. Elyse Salpeter says

    October 14, 2013 at 7:30 pm

    This retrograde is kind of the normal way of my life! I’m wondering what life would be like if all these things didn’t happen on a normal basis!

    • MsCheevious says

      October 14, 2013 at 10:19 pm

      Life would be all sunshine, lollipops and moon beams Elyse! LOL

  6. M.C. Nugget says

    October 14, 2013 at 10:43 pm

    Chickens are immune to any form of retrograde as we are already “bat shit crazy” or “chicken shit crazy”… besides we can easily avoid retrograde effects…. we just…”cross the road”….. Baah-ha-ha-ha….

  7. Ms. Cheevious says

    October 14, 2013 at 10:45 pm

    Ahhhh… that’s why the chicken crossed the road, Nuggie! To avoid the retrograde. I KNEW we should have asked YOU why the chicken crossed the road. LOL

  8. Melany Berger says

    October 14, 2013 at 11:27 pm

    So, I think women are always going bat shit crazy in my life. Does retrograde last forever?? It must when it comes to the women in my life. Congrats to nuggie on the role!

    • MsCheevious says

      October 15, 2013 at 4:50 am

      Ha! Melany! Welcome to my world! And I will send Nuggie your congrats! thanks for commenting!

  9. Elise Stokes says

    October 15, 2013 at 1:47 am

    LOL! With four females in our household, I’m sure my hubby has tried to make similar correlations. “Is it a full moon?” 😉

    • MsCheevious says

      October 15, 2013 at 4:50 am

      Ahhhh… but a full moon makes everyone go crazy Ms. Stokes! LOL

  10. Judy says

    October 15, 2013 at 2:48 pm

    ret·ro·grade ˈretrəˌgrād/
    adjective: retrograde
    1. directed or moving backward Astronomy (of the orbit or rotation of a planet or planetary satellite) in a reverse direction from that normal in the solar system.

    noun: retrograde
    1. a degenerate person.

    verb
    1. archaic- go back in position or time.
    “people cannot habitually trample on law and justice without retrograding toward barbarism”

    THAT’S IT!!!! That’s why my honeys EX the Demon Woman went off yesterday!!! She is definitely the NOUN of this definition. I am totally blaming that Retrograde.

    • MsCheevious says

      October 15, 2013 at 8:04 pm

      ah yes Judy – you are correct… she was in RETROGRADE. LOL

  11. Wakajak says

    October 16, 2013 at 6:47 pm

    SO funny – Does this mean we’ve been “retrograded”? ha ha!

    • MsCheevious says

      October 16, 2013 at 10:06 pm

      HA! probably Wak… not me, of course.

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