WHEN RETROGRADE WOULD REALLY SUCK
#DailyMischief
M.C. Nugget and I were driving to dinner the other day. It was a happy day because Nuggie booked a major role in a film (yay Nuggie), and we were going to dinner at one of my favorite Italian restaurants to celebrate. As we drove, I chatted with him about my day. It had been one of those days from a parallel universe.You know… when the coffee just finished brewing but tastes cold; or when every file you purposefully save with a certain name and in a certain place so you could find it easily later, somehow disappears? Or in this case, where the women everywhere in your life start to go “off” — getting upset or overly sensitive about things or jumping to conclusions and making rash decisions (rash, as in cutting of your hand because it’s itching, rash).
I’d already been experiencing weird paranormal events with my electronics earlier this month and questioned on Twitter whether it was time for Mercury’s Retrograde. It was.
So as I mused over this with Nuggie, I said “It wouldn’t be Mercury… but…
is there a planet whose retrograde causes women to go batshit crazy?”
Nuggie laughed. He thought that was the BOMB. We wondered if Venus’ retrograde would do that. Does Venus have a retrograde? All I can say is if any kind of retrograde can cause chicks to go batshit crazy (more than usual, that is), that is when retrograde would really suck.
Haha. “Venus Retrograde.” Congrats to M.C. Nugget on booking the role~* Woohoo! xo
I will let Nuggie know H! Thanks! XOXO
I was born during Mercury’s retrograde and was told that because of this, things should be better for me during that time. I’m still waiting for that to materialize! But I wouldn’t be surprised if Venus’ retrograde did that… if you believe in such things, that is! 🙂
haha – yes… if you do indeed, Ms. Hull. Thank you for commenting! XO
As a man, the question about retrograde is well… okay, taking the 5th and slowly walking away from a possibly volatile environment.
HAHAHA @Bob. You are one smart man.
“Venus Retrograde” – the horror story! Now I have another idea to write down. 🙂
Well of course it’s a great idea! You’re welcome! LOL
This retrograde is kind of the normal way of my life! I’m wondering what life would be like if all these things didn’t happen on a normal basis!
Life would be all sunshine, lollipops and moon beams Elyse! LOL
Chickens are immune to any form of retrograde as we are already “bat shit crazy” or “chicken shit crazy”… besides we can easily avoid retrograde effects…. we just…”cross the road”….. Baah-ha-ha-ha….
Ahhhh… that’s why the chicken crossed the road, Nuggie! To avoid the retrograde. I KNEW we should have asked YOU why the chicken crossed the road. LOL
So, I think women are always going bat shit crazy in my life. Does retrograde last forever?? It must when it comes to the women in my life. Congrats to nuggie on the role!
Ha! Melany! Welcome to my world! And I will send Nuggie your congrats! thanks for commenting!
LOL! With four females in our household, I’m sure my hubby has tried to make similar correlations. “Is it a full moon?” 😉
Ahhhh… but a full moon makes everyone go crazy Ms. Stokes! LOL
ret·ro·grade ˈretrəˌgrād/
adjective: retrograde
1. directed or moving backward Astronomy (of the orbit or rotation of a planet or planetary satellite) in a reverse direction from that normal in the solar system.
noun: retrograde
1. a degenerate person.
verb
1. archaic- go back in position or time.
“people cannot habitually trample on law and justice without retrograding toward barbarism”
THAT’S IT!!!! That’s why my honeys EX the Demon Woman went off yesterday!!! She is definitely the NOUN of this definition. I am totally blaming that Retrograde.
ah yes Judy – you are correct… she was in RETROGRADE. LOL
SO funny – Does this mean we’ve been “retrograded”? ha ha!
HA! probably Wak… not me, of course.