You may have noticed that I’m not myself lately (not the fun-loving, story-telling nut job I normally am, that is). I’ve been otherwise detained with business opportunities (of which, involve classical pilates certification, the FINAL launch of my memoir Ms. Cheevious in Hollywood, an entire revamp of my personal website, teaching Pilates on steroids and now, TAXES).
It’s not easy writing a blog when so much else is spinning, especially if and when Mercury is in retrograde.
Mercury must be in retrograde, My #iMac just got Alzheimer’s & my cell phone is using GIANT letters all on its own. Do they think I’m old?
— Ms. Cheevious (@MsCheevious) January 28, 2015
It’s tough to conquer the world when your equipment goes schizo.
I’m not saying I believe in all this hocus-pocus stuff that people apparently LOVE to dish out. And trust me… I’ve been exposed to it all, and it can be some downright WHACKY bullshit. If you happen to live your life by tincture and crystal please don’t be offended. It doesn’t make me love you less, but I’m not one to go there without serious research or at least gut-level sense.
And hey, I don’t know the mysteries of the universe, (although I’ve been quite sure I’ve solved them over cocktails now and then), but ask to hover crystals over my body to see if my chi is balanced, or whatever, and I’ll make you a deal: I’d love to read the entire Webster’s Unabridged dictionary to you in a seven hour sitting.
This to say, that Mercury may or may NOT be in retrograde… but dammit all, I am BACK people!!
Okay… I’m sort of back. Let’s not go crazy. I’m not totally back right this second.
Right now, in this moment?…
Well… I got nothin’.
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Lisa M. Collins says
As I was reading I heard the ♫ Back in the Saddle Again ♫ song play in my head…you know just like in Sleepless in Seatle. Glad you back and can’t wait to see where you are headed in the new year!
Ha! That’s a great song on that film – and that version is my fave Lisa… thanks. I too am interested to see where I am headed in the new year too. SMH
Single Dating Diva says
Glad it’s not just me!! I’ve been in brain fog lately … so much going on but so little motivation. I guess we’re just going to have to motivate each other!!
Yes Diva! I got your back girl!
Elise Stokes says
Hahahaha— your equipment sounds like my brains lately— scrambled. I fear the Orchids may be upon me. 😉 Glad you’re back, Lisa, and hope everything behaves. You have lots to do!
NOOOO! Not the dreaded Orchids Elise! Well, at least you’ve already seen the pre-read of the book to help you through! LOL
Onisha Ellis says
Giant letters and numbers on the iPhone…very serious. THEY have decided your fate HaHa!
do NOT say that! AHHHH!
Bob Nailor says
Great wandering. Good luck on the certification. Life is good.
James Prescott says
Yep, definitely very annoying when tech stuff doesn’t work properly! 🙂
Tamie Dearen says
At least your phone is using the giant letters on it’s own, and not because you’re old enough to need it… like me! LOL
Oh honey… I never said that. LOL!!!! I just like it to be ME who initiates! HA!
Charles Dougherty says
Glad you’re back! It’s not the same when you’re quiet.
I’d hardly call launching a book and working on your business “nothing”. Sounds like lots of good things going on! Congrats by the way!
Elyse Salpeter says
It seems like Mercury is always in retrograde! Actually, you’re just busy launching a book so give yourself a break. You’ve got a lot on your plate and are still doing GREAT.
TinzleyB (@tinzleyb) says
For the first time in a while I had to chugalug a five hour energy boost! This was a great post and I thank you for making my emotioms feel asif I was not alone!
HA! Thanks Tinz!