Because I posted once this week already – in “Are You Ready to Rock Your Body?” – and so many of you subscribe to my posts via email, I am going to make this brief (I don’t ever want to be one of those pesky email senders that ends up in the virtual – or real – trash)!
So, it’s BACK by POPULAR DEMAND! The Emmy Awards is back, that is. And I am escorting one of my clients, Ricky (of Ricky & Lucy “alias” fame) down the red carpet. Okay – it’s for the Daytime Emmys, which are airing on August 30th on the CW Network, but it’s Emmys nonetheless.
Also, um – well – I am not attending the awards.
Nope.
Not this year.
I had quite an evening last year, as evidenced by my post “Emmys Girl“. You see, after I drank like a fish on an empty stomach, got hit on by the entire Detroit Piston’s offense (are they all on offense?), sexy danced in front of Hollywood A-listers at the TV Guide party, made an absolute fool of myself, and was accused of being a Jimmy Kimmel stalker all in one night – I decided a girl can only do that once a decade. Especially when it’s in front of the same peeps! HA!
Here I am at the FX party at Foxtail that night – prior to my fateful and debilitating inebriation, which prompted me to tell the paparazzi at Comedy Central’s party, after all of the flashes finished, that the girl they had just photographed (me) was Ms. Cheevious in Hollywood (this of course garnered quite a few laughs) rather than what I SHOULD have said, “[My Name] – award-winning author of Ms. Cheevious in Hollywood“:
So, now, the question is: Professional suit? Or Cocktail Dress?
Remember, I am only escorting him down red carpet to make sure he gets interviewed by all the right media, then I will head home or wherever my little heart desires. So, I need to remain in the background. I do have a hot little gray satin, off-the-shoulder Nicole Miller cocktail dress that could work, though.
What do you think? That I wear too much Nicole Miller? HA!
And what about hair? I am thinking straight and down, rather than up?
Okay – enough about me. Well – it’s NEVER enough – hee hee. But I am in Albuquerque this week, so not much to report on the current Hollywood scene. I promise to transmit from LA-LA-Land next week, and it’ll be OUTRAGEOUSLY DELICIOUS!
Love you people! Mmmmmmppphhuuhhhhhhh!!!!!!
xoxo,
Ms. Cheevious
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You go girl – nice filling in for Lucy nice!!!
Cocktail dress definitely. Just because you’re only walking him on the red carpet doesn’t mean that someone won’t photograph you two together. And since you’re not Lucy someone from E! or something might ask him who you are?? never know — be safe wear Nichole Miller. Hair — suggest up – from pictures from last year — you look hot with it up. Down not fancy enough…
just my opinion – no not lesbo either. I agree with your strip club comment in your DL blog..
p.s. the real question should be what does Nuggie think???
– Definitely a cocktail dress.
– Definitely hair down.
– Definitely stay away from any parties at which you could embarrass yourself (or the family – teehee).
– (If anyone asks) Definitely remember your name and that you are a PHENOMENAL author.
– Definitely try to get some crazed paparazzi from TMZ to think you interesting enough to film & ask you questions about what you are doing there, etc. etc.
– Definitely make us all proud (which you always do!)
– DEFINITELY HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!
So – i’ve heard from two people here, and three people separately (two suits and one cocktail dress – one of the suits was Nuggie) who didn’t think they needed to post their comments here. But I have to say that you two (Mimi and Kris) were so great to answer me! Here’s the thing: This time down red carpet is NOT about me. It is about Ricky- and Lucy will be there too. I really AM not even suppose to be seen – so I hate to say it, but I think, at least at this point, that the suit wins out. It is just a whole lot less rigamarole to go through for a 100 foot walk.
I also will not be going to any parties. Not sure there are any really big “Daytime Emmy” parties anyhow… So I think we are good!
Thanks you guys!
XOXO