Diaper changing could be the end of us all

DIAPER CHANGING COULD BE THE END OF US ALL

 

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Last week sometime M.C. Nugget and I were out with a friend who was visiting from out of town, having a drink.

We talked about our upcoming plans —  to visit my niece and her three kids for the two-year old’s Princess birthday party.

Our friend (a female) and I laughed out loud at the notion of Nuggie surrounded by screaming, squealing kids. He doesn’t really DO kids. He doesn’t do two-year old princess birthday parties, either. He never has, and until this past weekend he never planned to.

Somehow, probably after a glass or two of wine, the conversation meandered around the subject of what Nuggie would do if left on his own with said kids. Then our fantastic friend asked the question that started the zany spiral: YOU’VE BEEN PUKED ON BY A KID BEFORE, HAVEN’T YOU?

That would be a NO.

What? You’ve never been spit up on, even when holding your niece when she was a baby?

NO.

Nuggie informed us that although he has a niece who is the golden and beloved grandchild in the MCNUGGET family tree, he’d never in all of his life even changed a diaper.

Wait what? NEVER?

We couldn’t believe it, but Nuggie insisted it was not all that unusual. He was sure most of his adult friends had never done the deed either.

So I decided to check.

Below is a series of texts. First from me, to Nuggie’s best friend, Bogey. Let me set the stage for you: Nuggie and his buddy are both at least 50. Did I just say that out loud? Yes. But we’re all friends here, and 50 is the new 30. Did I also mention they are both actors? You’ll understand when you read it.

FROM ME TO OUR FRIEND BOGEY:

 Texting about Men and diaper changing (1)

 


AND NOW THE CONVERSATION

BETWEEN NUGGIE & BOGEY

ALL OF THE BELOW ARE TAKEN FROM NUGGIE’S CELL:

Texting about Men and diaper changing (2)

Texting about Men and diaper changing (3)

 

Texting about Men and diaper changing (4)

 

Diaper changing could be the end of us all. But I can feel it in the air ladies and gentlemen. A “change” is definitely coming.

 

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Ms. Cheevious is the alter-ego of Lisa Jey Davis (former publicist, and television talent manager, current award-winning writer & author, & health and fitness pro). Though Ms. Cheevious has become known for humor via the blog and social media, offering a lighter and brighter look at life… the blog was originally a precursor to Lisa Jey's long overdue book "Ms. Cheevious in Hollywood" which offers a fabulous, funny peek into what really goes on behind the scenes in Hollywood… a Hollywood with Lisa Jey and her funny “serendipities” in it. Think Lucille Ball meets Chelsea Handler meets the girl next door (with a little chocolate and vodka). It depicts with hilarity the innocent mistakes Lisa Jey made when launched back into the big, bad single jungle, as an unassuming single-mother in the City of Angels. It’s also about the beautiful, interesting life she led while her loving, incredible sons kept her grounded and sane amid fantastic events, new friends, parties and field trips. It also shows the turmoil and heartbreak that comes with dating and single mom life. All blog content © 2015 Ms. Cheevious aka Lisa Jey Davis

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