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Lisa Jey Davis

This time it will stick

#TheFunny   Click to leave a reply   Some could argue that my blog isn’t really for mommies because my kids are grown and my stories aren’t about my kids or being a mom, much. M.C. Nugget and I were eating dinner the other night (my homemade chicken, vegetable and green chile soup, sans noodles or …

I was rocking *AND* rolling

I WAS ROCKING *AND* ROLLING   #DailyMischief   Click to leave a reply   So the other night, M.C. Nugget and I …

This is what family does

Last month I flew home for three days to help my family do a spruce up of our childhood home. I come from …

If I were a drag queen

IF I WERE A DRAG QUEEN   #DailyMischief   click to leave a reply   I was talking to a friend Aaron …

I’m pretty gluten-ous

I’M PRETTY GLUTEN-OUS   #DailyMischief #Health #Diet   click to leave a reply I’m sure you already know this, but for the last …

I’ve got better things to do

I’ve got better things to do   Remember the time I told you that my version of a perfect world would call for the …

This should never be said

I’ll never forget the first time someone called me “voluptuous.” I think I was fourteen, and had no idea what it meant. …

Got balls?

Canon balls anyone? We wanted to get a shot of this baby going off, but apparently that’s a no-no at the USS …

When this goes it’s all over

Yesterday I went into the bathroom and almost peed through my cute little undies.  This was not a move of desperation, like …

Take a Chill Pill

Just a little encouragement here people – from me to you: In follow up to my  “Relationship Whispering,” article (because some misunderstood that article …

Just Call Me The Relationship Whisperer

That’s me. The Relationship Whisperer… Well, more like the Relationship “Hit-em-over-the-head” er. But everyone needs their own personal relationship whisperer, to help …

Stop Your ‘Splainin’ Lucy

Yes, PLEASE, for GODSSAKES, stop your ‘splainin’ Lucy, because I’mma getting tired of picking up the pieces. I’m talking to myself, of …

I Thought I was a Glamor-Puss

Please don’t laugh when I tell you why I *thought* I was a glamor-puss, but based on what transpired, I am faced with the harsh cold reality of “otherwise.”

In a Perfect World

Where Ms. Cheevious describes her life in a perfect world: Sans bugs, insects… anything creepy-crawly.

Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes…. OR… Yes, You Probably DO Eat Too Much

Problem is, if you enter the New Year with the same mindset you exited the last one, will anything really change? Since the fairy godmother didn’t show up and give you those gorgeous (but look really uncomfortable) glass slippers and the prince isn’t coming to sweep you off your feet, or even sweep your floor, what will change? What will be different in your life that will allow you to reach your goals?

My Life in Real Time, A.B.E.

Sh*t just got real for me. I can wax Ms. Cheevious (empowered, frivolous, free-spirited) all I want, but if someone brings the shit to me, well they’re gonna’ get Ms. Cheevious with a whole boat load of Lisa J. backing her up.

Inner Giggle Override

Thursday night was the opening of the play “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof,” the masterpiece by Tennessee Williams, in which my …

Are You Ms. Cheevious?

If you possess at least two of the below listed qualities of mischief, then you my dear are indeed a Ms. Cheevious guy or girl.

What to Do About What They Didn’t Teach You In School

Yep. It’s true. No one gets out of this thing without getting older and aging.
I know. Yawwwwwn. But just because I’m talking about getting older does not mean this post is not for you, or that it’s boring. No. I don’t care how you size it up, but I am never boring. Slow? Maybe. Blond and Ditzy at times? Definitely. Boring? No. Nada. Niet. Never.

The truth is, if you are a SMART young thing, you’ll pay attention to this, so that you can still be HOT, GORGEOUS, HEALTHY and FUN when you DO get older… like forty years from now. So listen up.