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We interrupt our regularly scheduled blogging to bring you a HOT mom picture.  Yes, we (and by we, of course, I mean me.  Here in Ms. Cheeviousland, I am pretty much royalty, so I’ve adapted the third person “royals” speaking style. Just an FYI.) were going about our daily blog business, writing about the state of the economy, and how it does or does not affect us, when we were just a bit distracted by some hot mommy pics.  This is what we aspire to people!

There were tons of shots.  This one (above) was our favorite.  You can peruse more here.

Anyhoo.  Just thought we’d send you a “hump-day” inspiration.  If you are as hot or hotter than Ms. Alba, well, yay for you!  But if you are like most, and still only strive to be in shape and personally sexy, then this should inspire you to get your bloody arse in shape now, shouldn’t it!?  Get on it people.  God knows we’ve been working our “arse” off five days a week… pilates, yoga, stair climbing, weight training, SPX Fitness, you name it!  Then again, we can’t complain.  We DID, after all, make it past the first cut of the Lingerie Football League tryouts for the Los Angeles Temptation, did we not?  We wrote about it (and posted a video of the tryouts) in the post “Lingerie… Football, That Is.”

Okay – enough of the “we”  crap!  Really girls… I post hot photos like this, not only for the cheap thrills and excitement you or your significant “other” can derive from them (or perhaps you AND that person), but also because of the sheer reality, that WOMEN WATCH OTHER WOMEN.  Why?  Because a) we appreciate beauty and hotness, and b) we WANT to BE that pinnacle of beauty and hotness.

Whether you agree that Jessica Alba is HOT or not, you will agree that she has a fantastic body, right?

So here I am again, preaching to the choir, I’m sure, but GET ON IT LADIES!!  (And to my male readers: please just appreciate what I’m doing here).  I’ve said it before, but if you really truly want something (like a hot body) you’re the only one who can really MAKE it happen.  Get to it.  Then report back.

Love you people!  Mmmmmmphhhuuuuhhhh!

xoxo,

Ms. Cheevious

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Okay.  I know.  I have too many monikers.  Ms. Cheevious, Yummy, etc.  But did you know I am also a SUPER HERO? 

Yep!

And with that, comes another moniker, or alias of course. In my case it is “Brat-Tay.”

I’m just ONE of the Sherwood Girls. 

Haven’t you heard of us?

We’re Smar-Tay, Ice-Tay, Pah-Tay, Hot-Tay, Sport-Tay, Zes-Tay and MOI — Brat-Tay (because we all know I LOVE to get my way).  Yeah.  We’ve been fighting bad guys —  well — just about all our lives. 

We spent some time this weekend trying to vacation… and wouldn’t you know we were accosted by a Mayan Warrior??  We were forced to go all Super Hero up in his grill, just so we could get back to Beverly Hills and our Sprinkles Cupcakes!  Can YOU believe it? HA!

Watch it and enjoy!

If you cannot view this (some email subscribers) follow this link, then be sure to come back and comment! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVasjwt1wfM

Have a fantastic week everyone!  Don’t do anything to make the Sherwood Girls get all up in your grill!  Stay tuned for more Sherwood Girl Capers!

Love you people!  Mmmmmppphhhhuuuuhhhh!

xoxo,

Ms. Cheevious

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Okay, okay!  I know you are wondering if I went for it this past Saturday and tried out for the Los Angeles Temptation (the LA team in the Lingerie Football League) at their open tryouts.  I expressed my concerns (as to whether they might just laugh and tell me to go home, etc.) in my last post, “Lingerie Football League… To Tryout or Not.”  And the answer is…..

I did it.  Yep!

I went on Saturday, with borrowed cleats that were a half size too small (ouch), got in line, got my number (#111), and did what I could.  Here are my quick notes on the day, and I’ll let you get straight to the video:

1. There were about 130 girls I believe – all around the average age of 22.
2. There were some exceptional athletes, some of them returning players from last year (#112, Nikki, actually played four games last year for the LA Temptation, but had to drop out early).
3. Because the league is new, and continues to gain momentum and recognition and respect, the bar is raised every year on the athletic talent they expect and recruit – so even the current team members have to try out again – even though the current team members won their Superbowl.
4. It’s tough to sprint in cleats (note to self for next time), especially a half size too small, and on uneven grass.  HA!
5. They watched the girls throughout the day, and if they were not up to par, they tapped them out and sent them home. 
6. I did not get tapped.  Me and about 64 other girls didn’t get tapped. HA!
7. The plan is for the league and team to go back, review everyone’s scores and probably their looks, and choose TEN girls from those who remained, to go on to the next level.
8. I am sure I was the oldest one there, but I didn’t feel like it.  I felt really great, and just finishing the day without being cut made me very proud of myself — almost unbearable to live with – mwaaah ha ha haaaaa.
9. My man, coach and FOOTBALL mentor (since I’d never really even tried to throw or catch a football, nor did I know anything about the drills, etc… until just last week), was there every step of the way, cheering, photographing and taking video for all of you to see.

So without further delay, enjoy this little montage in honor of my tryout.  After I finished editing it, and posted it to Youtube, I thought perhaps it looked a bit over-the-top.  You know?  Like, all-about-MEEEEEE?  And I suppose it probably does.  But you know what?  TOUGH TOAST.  I am the one who’s banged up here.  I think we can let this one slide.  HA!

Enjoy……

If you receive this post via email, and cannot (for some reason) see the video box above, click on this link.  But be sure to come back and post a comment here!   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws0Qum7YHUs 

Note:  In the closing credits, I called myself “Tryer-Outer #1″ because I was the first one to show up on the video… that’s usually how it’s done…  I didn’t do it in reference, obviously, to the number I was assigned for that day.

So there you have it!  My big day!  The best news is, if I really want to seriously train and tryout again, with better speed, agility, etc… I will have another chance right before training camp in late July or August!  Yayyyyy!!

Have a fantastic week you sporto’s out there. Go get some exercise! 

Love you people!! Mmmmmmmmpppphhhuuuuhhhhhh!!!

xoxo,

Ms. Cheevious

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You may recall that my man and I were able to catch the Lingerie Football League Superbowl game in Miami, while there for the actual NFL Superbowl. I talked about it in the post “SAINTS Bitch!” and if you are a “friend” on Facebook, you saw the photos from the game.  I said then, and I meant it, that I would love to play for the Los Angeles Temptation.  I am a HUGE football fan, and exceptionally athletic.  I think it would be an absolute BLAST.

Well, kiddos… that opportunity is about to present itself.  I just found out last Saturday that the LFL is hosting open tryouts this coming Saturday, the 24th (I know, not much notice… it’s a good thing I am athletic and try to stay fit year round)!

So, the only thing that concerned me, is that like they do on American Idol – the LFL may have an age limit – or at least an unwritten one.  I contacted them, and they said there is no age limit.  But they may want to portray an image of only the hottest, youngest chicks – which I wouldn’t blame them for.  But I am leaving it to you people to tell me your thoughts.  I still may choose to simply watch the tryouts this year, and make a decision to try out next year – but the biological clock is tickin’ if ya know whatta mean… So, I am wondering if you all think I should just GO for it?

The questionnaire / application asks us what we’ve done – sports-wise – and I’ve done plenty.  Except, of course, play football. I’ve figure skated, run track, weight trained (body building), rock climbed (the real kind, more than once a week), and practiced yoga and pilates for several years.  But still.  I do NOT want to show up at the try outs and have them raise their eyebrows, snicker and tell me to forget it.  

Also – they ask the new recruits to bring a photo to leave behind.  I will probably take one that looks more like one of the LINGERIE FOOTBALL players – in my sports bra and workout shorts, but here are a few of me in similar attire to give you an idea.  You tell me what you think. Should I be wise and just WATCH try outs this year?  Or should I GO FOR IT?

As a Naughty Police Officer

Bikini Clad

 That’s it for now my beautiful little blog-ites.  Stay tuned next week for my decision, and the subsequent videos / pics to go along (if I do it).

Have a fantastic rest of your week boys and girls!

Love you people! Mmmmmmpppphhhuuuuhhhh!!!!

xoxo,

Ms. Cheevious

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The event was promoted as this “premiere star-studded event,” with a confirmed guestlist that read as such:   

Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Lamar Odom, Jamal Brown, Ashton Kutcher, Wilmer Valderama, Tyrese, Avant, Paris Hilton, Nicole Scherzinger, Omar Gooding, Ron Artest, Shannon Brown, Jordan Farmar, Shemar Moore, Molly Shea, Brian White, Carl Anthony Payne II, Kevin Garnet, Troy Hudson, Terrell Owens, Rashad McCants, Mario Barrett, Chris Hope. Gabe Pruitt, DJ Strawberry, Ray J, Angela Simmons, Vanessa Simmons, Teddy Riley, John Legend, Travis Barker, Marlon Wayans and many more!  

Let me just say that the only people on the list above that made an appearance were Omar Gooding and Molly Shea.  At least from what I could tell.  But the event did bring in a few surprise extras like Oscar winner, Jaime Foxx and his pal, Duane Martin.   

I must admit, when I first read the guest list, I wasn’t impressed.  Not because the list itself wasn’t impressive, but because this happens all the time in Hollywood.  Event promoters often pad their “celebrity” attendance list with those they have merely extended invites to (like Ashton Kutcher or Paris Hilton).  And in the case of charities, they’ll often get celebrities to agree to “support” the cause, or at the very least, lend their name to the event.  But rarely do these a-listers actually show.   

So, although Athletes for Life is a worthy cause, mentoring kids to live a healthy lifestyle, I had to wonder what it was that made people like Jaime Foxx and even my own man, M.C. Nugget venture out that night.  

Well, kiddos, I’ve got the answer.   

It was a BIKINI CONTEST people!  Helloooooo!  And these girls were not just anyone off the street competing to win whatever prize was in store.  They were sexy, young models!   

As M.C. and I sat there, perplexed, we surmised what was transpiring before our eyes that evening – and of course enjoying every single minute.  We decided right then and there, we were changing career paths.  Yes, M.C. and I are going into the event business (well, okay, so I already do events for peeps).  But the formula was just too simple:   Find a charity to support, get celebrities on board to lend their names, then bring in the scantilly clad hot chicks!  

Why not?   

Here are some of the pics from that night – and guess what?  I even got photographed!  Oh yeah… I’m somebody now.  Ha ha!  

Duane Martin, Jaime Foxx and Chris Spencer  

Omar Gooding

Molly Shea

Bikini Contestants

One of the Contestants

Another Contestant

And Another

 And now, for the real reason the photographers even showed up…. 

The One & Only - M.C. Nugget

And last but not least…

Ms. Cheevious Herself

That’s it for now folks.  Check out the Athelet’s For Life website!  It truly is a good cause! 

Tonight we are off to The Kress nightclub in Hollywood for a birthday party for a world famous publicist to the stars.  The theme is “Be the Paparazzi” and no one is admitted without a camera.  We’re suppose to dress to impress.  Looking forward to that.  Fun stuff, eh?  I’ll fill you in later. Stay tuned next week.

In the meantime, enjoy your spring weekend, wherever you are, and no matter the weather!  Have a fabulous one my lovelies!

Love you people!  Mmmmmppphhhuuuuhhhhhh!

xoxo,

Ms. Cheevious

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