The difference between humans and chimps

When a man like M.C. Nugget gives a gal the key to his apartment (not to mention, allows her to move in a year later), it is a momentous occasion worth submission to Ripley’s Believe it or Not.

I admit (and so would he), Nuggie had never met anyone like me before. He was caught unaware… more like shocked into sharing. His little black book didn’t know what hit it.

So imagine my surprise the other day when while out for a snack he said “Wait… look at me. Smile?” 

I said, “What? Do I have something green in my tooth?”

“No… (reaching over the table) a piece of pepper.”


I was a little shocked and secretly flattered, but I couldn’t resist asking with a chuckle “So, are you grooming me now?  Are you gonna’ eat it too?” 

“Yes,” he joked. “Me and the chimps baby! We’re not that different!

The difference is that I have dipping sauce!

 I laughed, “What do you mean? Like hot sauce?”

“Nope… Chocolate.  That’s right baby. The difference between humans and chimps? DIPPING SAUCE.”


Yes, I live with this ball of non-stop humor AND I have a key. Get in line people.



Ms. Cheevious is the alter-ego of Lisa Jey Davis (former publicist, and television talent manager, current award-winning writer & author, & health and fitness pro). Though Ms. Cheevious has become known for humor via the blog and social media, offering a lighter and brighter look at life… the blog was originally a precursor to Lisa Jey's long overdue book "Ms. Cheevious in Hollywood" which offers a fabulous, funny peek into what really goes on behind the scenes in Hollywood… a Hollywood with Lisa Jey and her funny “serendipities” in it. Think Lucille Ball meets Chelsea Handler meets the girl next door (with a little chocolate and vodka). It depicts with hilarity the innocent mistakes Lisa Jey made when launched back into the big, bad single jungle, as an unassuming single-mother in the City of Angels. It’s also about the beautiful, interesting life she led while her loving, incredible sons kept her grounded and sane amid fantastic events, new friends, parties and field trips. It also shows the turmoil and heartbreak that comes with dating and single mom life. All blog content © 2015 Ms. Cheevious aka Lisa Jey Davis