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We interrupt our regularly scheduled blogging to bring you a HOT mom picture.  Yes, we (and by we, of course, I mean me.  Here in Ms. Cheeviousland, I am pretty much royalty, so I’ve adapted the third person “royals” speaking style. Just an FYI.) were going about our daily blog business, writing about the state of the economy, and how it does or does not affect us, when we were just a bit distracted by some hot mommy pics.  This is what we aspire to people!

There were tons of shots.  This one (above) was our favorite.  You can peruse more here.

Anyhoo.  Just thought we’d send you a “hump-day” inspiration.  If you are as hot or hotter than Ms. Alba, well, yay for you!  But if you are like most, and still only strive to be in shape and personally sexy, then this should inspire you to get your bloody arse in shape now, shouldn’t it!?  Get on it people.  God knows we’ve been working our “arse” off five days a week… pilates, yoga, stair climbing, weight training, SPX Fitness, you name it!  Then again, we can’t complain.  We DID, after all, make it past the first cut of the Lingerie Football League tryouts for the Los Angeles Temptation, did we not?  We wrote about it (and posted a video of the tryouts) in the post “Lingerie… Football, That Is.”

Okay – enough of the “we”  crap!  Really girls… I post hot photos like this, not only for the cheap thrills and excitement you or your significant “other” can derive from them (or perhaps you AND that person), but also because of the sheer reality, that WOMEN WATCH OTHER WOMEN.  Why?  Because a) we appreciate beauty and hotness, and b) we WANT to BE that pinnacle of beauty and hotness.

Whether you agree that Jessica Alba is HOT or not, you will agree that she has a fantastic body, right?

So here I am again, preaching to the choir, I’m sure, but GET ON IT LADIES!!  (And to my male readers: please just appreciate what I’m doing here).  I’ve said it before, but if you really truly want something (like a hot body) you’re the only one who can really MAKE it happen.  Get to it.  Then report back.

Love you people!  Mmmmmmphhhuuuuhhhh!

xoxo,

Ms. Cheevious

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The event was promoted as this “premiere star-studded event,” with a confirmed guestlist that read as such:   

Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Lamar Odom, Jamal Brown, Ashton Kutcher, Wilmer Valderama, Tyrese, Avant, Paris Hilton, Nicole Scherzinger, Omar Gooding, Ron Artest, Shannon Brown, Jordan Farmar, Shemar Moore, Molly Shea, Brian White, Carl Anthony Payne II, Kevin Garnet, Troy Hudson, Terrell Owens, Rashad McCants, Mario Barrett, Chris Hope. Gabe Pruitt, DJ Strawberry, Ray J, Angela Simmons, Vanessa Simmons, Teddy Riley, John Legend, Travis Barker, Marlon Wayans and many more!  

Let me just say that the only people on the list above that made an appearance were Omar Gooding and Molly Shea.  At least from what I could tell.  But the event did bring in a few surprise extras like Oscar winner, Jaime Foxx and his pal, Duane Martin.   

I must admit, when I first read the guest list, I wasn’t impressed.  Not because the list itself wasn’t impressive, but because this happens all the time in Hollywood.  Event promoters often pad their “celebrity” attendance list with those they have merely extended invites to (like Ashton Kutcher or Paris Hilton).  And in the case of charities, they’ll often get celebrities to agree to “support” the cause, or at the very least, lend their name to the event.  But rarely do these a-listers actually show.   

So, although Athletes for Life is a worthy cause, mentoring kids to live a healthy lifestyle, I had to wonder what it was that made people like Jaime Foxx and even my own man, M.C. Nugget venture out that night.  

Well, kiddos, I’ve got the answer.   

It was a BIKINI CONTEST people!  Helloooooo!  And these girls were not just anyone off the street competing to win whatever prize was in store.  They were sexy, young models!   

As M.C. and I sat there, perplexed, we surmised what was transpiring before our eyes that evening – and of course enjoying every single minute.  We decided right then and there, we were changing career paths.  Yes, M.C. and I are going into the event business (well, okay, so I already do events for peeps).  But the formula was just too simple:   Find a charity to support, get celebrities on board to lend their names, then bring in the scantilly clad hot chicks!  

Why not?   

Here are some of the pics from that night – and guess what?  I even got photographed!  Oh yeah… I’m somebody now.  Ha ha!  

Duane Martin, Jaime Foxx and Chris Spencer  

Omar Gooding

Molly Shea

Bikini Contestants

One of the Contestants

Another Contestant

And Another

 And now, for the real reason the photographers even showed up…. 

The One & Only - M.C. Nugget

And last but not least…

Ms. Cheevious Herself

That’s it for now folks.  Check out the Athelet’s For Life website!  It truly is a good cause! 

Tonight we are off to The Kress nightclub in Hollywood for a birthday party for a world famous publicist to the stars.  The theme is “Be the Paparazzi” and no one is admitted without a camera.  We’re suppose to dress to impress.  Looking forward to that.  Fun stuff, eh?  I’ll fill you in later. Stay tuned next week.

In the meantime, enjoy your spring weekend, wherever you are, and no matter the weather!  Have a fabulous one my lovelies!

Love you people!  Mmmmmppphhhuuuuhhhhhh!

xoxo,

Ms. Cheevious

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So I went with a gal pal to one of those shi-shi places in Hollywood last week. It’s called Osteria Mozza, on Melrose. The place was listed on Zagat as one of THE places to spot celebrities and see or be seen in Hollywood during Oscar week.  It had some great food and wine list reviews as well.  My girlfriend was visiting from Florida, so we thought it a good opportunity to get into one of those “tough-to-get-into” places, enjoy the wine, have a fabulous meal… and do some serious people watching.  

Here’s what we ordered:

Grilled Octopus with potatoes, celery & lemon  $18

Bufala Mozzarellawith prosciutto di Parma  $16

Insalata mista $8

Sauteed baby broccoli with chilies & vinegar $10

Orecchiette with sausage & Swiss chard  $18

Sunchokes with caperi & salsa verde $10

And some wine from the Borello district – priced at $75.00/bottle. 

Here’s what we liked:

The bread.

The cool people watching.

That’s it.

So – this restaurant on Hollywood’s (or ZAGAT’s) HOT list, gets a bad review in my book.  The menu was over priced, the food overly greasy and/or buttery, and/or salty (which does NOT help we somewhat “diet conscious” types at all), and the wine a poor suggestion for a first wine of the evening. 

And the worst part?  The service was extremely underwhelming, if not down right dismal.  They repeatedly took important pieces of silverware, and required that I ask multiple servers for replacements, and the only thing we DID like — the bread — required multiple inquiries as well before we were served any.  I’m sorry, but if you are going to be one of the top restaurants in a major metropolitan area, you’ve got to get that “service” thing DOWN. If you have excellent, exceptional service, you can almost get away with mediocre food.  Almost. This place served up mediocre to poor in both food and service.

And the REALLY worst part?  This place was known by M.C. Nugget’s big-time ICM former agent, and said agent had been wanting to go there.  How could I EVER take anyone to this place after that experience?  What a disappointment!

So… as far as my post here is titled, I’d have to go with a resounding, “NOT.”

How’s that for harsh!?  Sorry folks.  It’s not like I didn’t TRY to enjoy the place or the menu.  I relish what I do (and that covers a LOT of bases), and I feel it’s my job to make sure my peeps have a FABULOUS experience when they visit Tinsel Town.  So, when you come – dine at Osteria Mozza at your own risk.  Then ask me where to go for exquisite wining, dining, ambiance and people watching.

Stay tuned for my dish on the Oscar gifting suites, pre-Oscar festivities, and my all-too-Ms. Cheevious Oscar Viewing party which had its own share of technical difficulties! 

Have a fantastic day my lovelies!

Oh!  And since I didn’t post last week, I’ll try to shoot another one off in a few days.

Love you people! Mmmmmphhhuuhhhhh!

xoxo,

Ms. Cheevious

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Did some great hobnobbing in Hollywood last night people.  Yep.  Celebrities GALORE. 

I took my clients to a benefit for Haiti called “Heroes of Haiti.” 

Yeah.  I know. 

Isn’t Haiti all better now? 

NO.

They’re NOT. 

And they still need help. 

Before I go on, go to www.can-do.org and watch their video.  They are all about accountability, and will show you what your money pays for over there.  They go in, rally the locals to help, and they get things done, bypassing or circumventing the red tape.  Then after you watch the video, perhaps you should make a little donation.  If you can…. do…..  that is.

Here is a strip of photos from the event last night.  It was pretty star-studded, and fun!  Of course, none of these are my clients, for anonymity purposes… but take a look at a couple of these.  Recognize a certain Million Dollar Diva (whom I so graciously wrote about not too long ago)?

Fun stuff eh?  It WAS fun.  You can also peruse the event photos on Wire Image.  What was really spectacular was the video they played at the event.  It said it all.  Go and view it people!  Can-Do is a worthwhile organization, and we ALL need to have a Can-Do Attitude.

So there you have it!   I’m off to a girlfriend’s birthday bash in Beverly Hills.  Then it’ll be fun by the beach with my man, M.C. Nugget.

Yummmmy.

Love you people!  MMMMMMPPPHUUUUHHHH!!!

xoxo,

Ms. Cheevious

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Okay, okay.  You want dish on Miami?  I’ll give you a dish.

Even though I’ve had soooo many other fantastic experiences since Miami,  I’m going to dig WAY back into the archives of my brain and serve up a dish you will never forget.

But here’s how it’s going down.  There were so many awesome events, parties, mishaps, etc…  too many to really go into here.  You’d be here all day!  I’m just going to give you headlines – kinda like Jay Leno – and let your imagination run wild.

1. Front of Line Card at Hard Rock Cafe

2. Full Contact Football with Half Naked Chicks & Los Angeles Temptation WINS!
M.C. Nugget in Tears

3. Penthouse & Lingerie Football League VIP Party
Party of Four Gets in Free on M.C. Nugget’s Star Moniker.  Grey Goose Open Bar.  We Save 500 Bucks a Piece.
(Ms. Cheevious in Tears)

4. Eighteen Year Old Shot Girls – In Lingerie
M.C. Still in Tears & Weeping Openly Now

5. Finnegan’s On the Water. And the Saints Fans! They’re Everywhere! They’re Everywhere!  Boats With Saints Fans!
Bathrooms Full of Saints Fans!
M.C. Nugget in All Manner of Saints Gear.

6. VIP Party With The Gang from “Jersey Shore“to Watch the Game.
M.C. Nugget Now Annoyed That This is What His Star Meter Pulled In.

7. SAINTS WIN!
M.C. Nugget in Tears.  Says “this must be what having a child feels like.”
And “Jersey Shore” is Now M.C.’s Favorite Show.

8. Ms. Cheevious Breaks Into Sexy Dancing on The Stage When Blackeyed Peas’ “Tonight’s Gonna’ Be a Good Night” Comes On

9. The Party Continues at Tobacco Road – Downtown Miami

10. Sleeping in a Hybrid: Stupid Hybrids.  They’re Suppose to Be ALL Battery! Friggin’ Toyota. No Wonder.

11. Triple A Rocks in Downtown Miami

12. Sleeping All Day After Saints’ Victory

13. Storytelling on the Patio

14. I Love Virgin America…

So – there you have it.  Pictures to follow. But that’s all I got for ya right now.  Now, if you want me to tell you some stories from the past two weeks – I may be able to elaborate some. And then there was last night…

Hope you are having a fabulous weekend my beautiful boys and girls!

Love you people!  Mmmmmmmphhhuuhhh!!!

xoxo,

Ms. Cheevious

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