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In a Perfect World

Where Ms. Cheevious describes her life in a perfect world: Sans bugs, insects… anything creepy-crawly.

Now That We Snuck By the Apocalypse

Since the world did not end on December 21, 2012, and planet earth is now safe (yeah right) and sound (yeah right), we can all go back to grieving the loss of Pluto.

The Weather Does Not Comply

Not in the Fall or in the Spring. It won’t comply for anything. It will not change its course. Not from a car, or on a horse. Comply it will not do. Not even just for you.

Inner Giggle Override

Thursday night was the opening of the play “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof,” the masterpiece by Tennessee Williams, in which my …

Are You Ms. Cheevious?

If you possess at least two of the below listed qualities of mischief, then you my dear are indeed a Ms. Cheevious guy or girl.

Silly Fights, Independence and a Damn Sandwich

I am madly in love with my boyfriend. I won’t bore you, but he’s f*cking fantastic. I knew he was the one the moment I laid eyes on him on our first online date, and we’ve been together ever since. We’ve traveled the world together and are in the process of buying our first home. We’re a team…a unit. If we were super lame, we’d have a “couple” name, ala “Bennifer.” You can’t have one without the other, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Things They Didn’t Tell You in School About Your Body

Can you believe there are some important things about our bodies they did NOT teach us in school? What the hell is going on in our educational system? All I can say is THANK GOD I found out, so now I can share it with you lovely people.

Sh*t Girls Say — If They’re Ms. Cheevious

I’ll admit. I had to do it. I cannot watch something like “Shit Girls Say,” which is so hysterically funny without thinking, ‘HOLY CRAP that sounds an awful lot like a sweeter version of me!’

My Phantom Ovary

There is something you should know before reading any further:  I had my ovaries and tubes taken out on January 6, 2012. …

It’s Time to Delve Into Twelve

If you’re at all like me, you found yourself cruising thru the holidays, way back in 2011, just trying to survive. Thoughts of resolutions were the furthest things from your mind.

Mammoth Mountain Moments: My Plan for the Existence of Humanity

These are some profound thoughts, or “moments” I’m sharing with you people. It doesn’t get much better than this. Plus – the music is cool, once again. AND – I think you will AGREE that my plan for the existence of humanity is pretty cool… and ONE person who comes up with their own rendition of the “product” in question and posts in on my FACEBOOK page wins $25 bucks! YEEHAW!

Aloha National Chicken Month

In Celebration of National Chicken Month I am taking M.C. Nugget to Hawaii.  That’s right.  You heard it correctly. You see, we …

Such a Tease

Yes I am!  And PROUD OF IT!  Ha ha! I’m sorry! I’ve just not had a single chance to get the final …

Yep. I’m a Crazy Woman.

But at least I’m still smilin’! HA! I am fast approaching trip number three of FOUR – count ’em – FOUR trips …