2. What is the point of a fattening salad? Interestingly, just yesterday there were news reports of how fattening even a Chicken Caesar salad can be – all the calories, salt and fat grams allowed for the entire day! What is THAT about? And you thought you were being “good” to forgo a cheese burger for that. Fuhhhgetttabowdit! You may as well skip it and go straight for the mountain of supreme nachos or the mound of sweet potato french fries. Listen – in MY mind, mixed greens and veggies on a salad ought to cancel out the calories and fat grams from the candied walnuts, gorgonzola cheese and decadent dressing. Geez, the chewing alone ought to cancel them out. They don’t, and it doesn’t.
3. I love the word “prolix.” Extra points if you know what it means, and if you can tell me why I love it. Think about it. No wise-cracks either. It’s time to use your minds boys and girls (and make sure they are your clean, innocent minds from your childhood).
Oh, guess what? You’ve just been treated to the second Ms. Cheevious LIST installment — ever! The first, if you recall was when I wrote about Sir Tab – remember? Ahhh, is this what meeting knew people does to me? This is very interesting. Hmmmmm.
If you are new here, welcome – and congratulations for taking a walk on the wild side. I promise, I won’t hurt you – at least not intentionally.
Love you people! Mmmmphhhuuuhhhhh!
Register to receive these posts via email by Clicking Here