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Captions: SAG Awards Red Carpet

2013 January 27
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by MsCheevious
19th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards - Arrivals

We can’t have the Screen Actor’s Guild Awards slip by without a little fun-poking-shenanigans, so let’s do some captions: SAG Awards red carpet style!

Below is our team-effort “Caption This,” for the faces of our favorite little stars and starlets on red carpet. My captions are there, along with M.C. Nugget’s hilarious additions (he’s my beau, for you who are new to Ms. Cheevious). Please let us know your captions in the comments, and Nuggie and I both will respond and vote on a winner.

THE BEST CAPTIONS win a RAD gift bag-o’ goodies… It’s not a Screen Actor’s Guild Awards swag bag, but we think you’ll love all the fabulous goodies in this one!  So don’t forget to leave yours below, and check back to see if you won! The WINNER will be announced in the comments on Saturday, February 2, 2013.  

See the photo of the prize you can win at the very bottom of this post!

Once you’ve entered in the comments below – be SURE to tell us that you did HERE – where you can also get MORE chances to win daily!

Anne Hathaway

MSCHEEVIOUS: “How much longer do I have to stand here? My jaw hurts.”
M.C. NUGGET: “Ow… These shoes are Les Miserables.”

 

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Nicole Kidman

MSCHEEVIOUS: “Oh please, you peon.”
M.C. NUGGET: “Is that a MIDGET?”

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Jennifer Garner

MSCHEEVIOUS: “It’s a bird! It’s a plane! Swoon! It’s my husband!”
M.C. NUGGET: “I can see my house from here!”

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Tina Fey

MSCHEEVIOUS: “Oh yeahhhh. I’m plugging the show, if I win tonight. Damn Big Bang geeks always stealing my thunder.”

M.C. NUGGET: “I am so damn funny!”

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Claire Danes

MSCHEEVIOUS: “And YOU would be???”

M.C. NUGGET. “I got nothin’.”

 

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Julia Stiles

MSCHEEVIOUS: “Don’t think I LIKE you paparazzi. I only stopped cuz my publicist made me.”

M.C. NUGGET: “I have nun-chucks and I know how to use them.”

 

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Alec Baldwin

MSCHEEVIOUS: “DUUUUDE!”

M.C. NUGGET: “No. I’m not Billy. It’s the hair.”

 

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Bryan Cranston

MSCHEEVIOUS: “I don’t often drink on the red carpet. But when I do, I drink Dos Equis.”

M.C. NUGGET: “I am not a wizard.”

 

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Jaimie Alexander

MSCHEEVIOUS: “Don’t tell me Sophia Vergara is coming right after me!”

M.C. NUGGET: “Yes, I know. This dress is on backwards.”

 

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aka Lisa Jey Davis

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  • http://twitter.com/Micheal_Rivers Micheal Rivers

    Hey Lisa, if I win my wife would love the gift.

    Anne: “I hope nobody noticed my mouth is as wide as my hips”

    Nicole: ” I would like to thank all the little people”

    Jennifer: “Yes I do know my name….I think?”

    Tina: “Palin would not look good in this dress!”

    Claire: “Take the picture and get out of my face.”

    Julia: “What a time to have gas.”

    Alec: “No, I won’t be returning to this event. You have no conveyor belt.”

    Brian: “Yes I do look quite a bit like Bruce Willis.”

    Jaime: “Twelve more bucks and I get the rest of this dress.”

    • http://www.mscheevious.com/ Ms. Cheevious

      Micheal! That was awesome! Thanks for the great captions! I like them! LOL!!!

  • Luann Robinson Hull

    Anne: “I’ll meet my handsome prince… I’ll meet my handsome prince…”

    Nicole: “No… this is not a wig.”

    Jennifer: “I’m the one who’s found her Happily Ever After!”

    Tina: “I am SO glad my show is done!”

    Claire: “What YOU lookin’ at?”

    Julia: “I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them Sam I am.”

    Alec: “Hey. You’re pretty hot. Like me.”

    Bryan: “Don’t you know who I AM?”

    Jamie: “Oh no… they’re coming for me… “

    • http://www.mscheevious.com/ Ms. Cheevious

      Awesome Luann! Hope you win! :)

  • Fever

    Anne: “You’re doin’ great Anne…Just act natural. Whoever smelt it, delt it.”

    Nicole: “Where duh orphans at, yo!?”

    Jennifer: “I’ve gotta piss like a racehorse.”

    Tina: “Money, sex, power…& LOTS of cocaine…! I think I’ve arrived.”

    Claire: “Anne’s such a n00b: whoever denied it supplied it.”

    Julia: “What if in reality you’re a crazy person screaming in the streets of L.A. but u just think you’re a celebrity?”

    Alec: “Call me a conspiracy theorist, but its a well documented fact that Bigfoot is a high ranking Free-Mason.”

    Bryan: “My beard shake brings all the girls to the yard.”

    Jamie: “Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the reason I have trust issues.”

    • http://www.mscheevious.com/ Ms. Cheevious

      O.M.G. FEVER!! I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFF! HAHA Thanks! I hope you
      entered the contest to win the awesome sexy lady gift bag of goodies…
      if even for someone else!

  • CR HIATT

    Anne Hathaway: “Wow, these Lumineers really hurt!”

    Nicole Kidman: “No silly, Scientology did not pay for my ride here.”

    Jennifer Garner: “I told you my husband was an awesome
    director.”

    Tina Fey: “I’ll be okay with it if the tape slips, and the
    dress falls down…”

    Claire Danes: “Don’t worry, I got this!”

    Julia Stiles: “You don’t remember me? I was that girl in
    Jason Bourne.”

    Alec Baldwin: “You reporters don’t really think I’m going to
    talk to you after

    You played that recording of my daughter?”

    Bryan Cranston: “After Breaking Bad, I’m breaking out!”

    Jaimie Alexander “Hey, this dress helped J’Lo’s career, why
    not mine?”

    • http://www.mscheevious.com/ Ms. Cheevious

      HA! You ROCK CR! LOL

  • Pat Garcia

    Hi,
    I looked at your blog and it is very interesting. Since living in Europe, I tend to miss much of what is going in the USA. Will subscribe to it to stay update. You may want to check out one of my blogs. I have six of them. One of them is running a series, The Champions Who Walked Among Us and it is a series about women who never received recognition or got very little recognition for the amazing feats they accomplished.
    Ciao,
    Patricia

    • http://www.mscheevious.com/ Ms. Cheevious

      Thanks Pat. Hope you will join our contest! Your blog series sounds AWESOME.

  • http://twitter.com/CassidyJonesAdv Elise Stokes

    LOL!

    • http://www.mscheevious.com/ Ms. Cheevious

      Okay @twitter-254328909:disqus i know this is fun, but why didn’t you try to do captions? You can DO it! :)

    • http://twitter.com/EmceeNug M.C. Nugget

      yeah Ms. Stokes. No excuses!

  • thewakajak

    I’m sorry – you two had the BEST captions – I just laughed and laughed – so, YOU WIN! ha ha!

    • http://twitter.com/EmceeNug M.C. Nugget

      Aww Wak… ye of little chicken faith…. you can do it if you put your mind to it…

  • http://twitter.com/DirtyInPublic Dirty In Public

    OK-I go this!

    Anne: “Is there something in my teeth?”

    Nicole: “Of all days for my hairdryer to break.”

    Jennifer: “Why, yes. I do eat rainbows and poop butterflies.”

    Tina: “Between my wit, money and bod…world domination is assured.”

    Claire: “I vwant to suck your blood.”

    Julia: “If you’re waiting for me to give a shit-it’s going to be a very long wait.”

    Alec: “I. Am. So. Stoned. Anybody have some Cheetos?”

    Bryan: “You’ve got 3 wishes.”

    Jamie: “I’m sorry, could you repeat that? I couldn’t hear you over my awesomeness.”

    • http://www.mscheevious.com/ Ms. Cheevious

      HAHA! @twitter-188465138:disqus!!! You ROCK! Those are AWESOME! :)

    • http://twitter.com/EmceeNug M.C. Nugget

      Those are some damn funny comments @twitter-188465138:disqus … you could win this! especially if no one else enters! HA!

    • http://singledatingdiva.com Single Dating Diva

      Those ARE great!! I don’t know if I can compete!!

  • http://singledatingdiva.com Single Dating Diva

    Awesome! Love it!!

    • http://www.mscheevious.com/ Ms. Cheevious

      I take it you don’t want to enter the contest Diva? LOL It’s a GREAT gift bag!

      • http://twitter.com/DirtyInPublic Dirty In Public

        NO! It’s mine! LOL!

        • http://twitter.com/EmceeNug M.C. Nugget

          girl fight? I mean…. “chick” fight @twitter-188465138:disqus and @singledatingdiva:disqus? AWESOME. (get it?)

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