How to Navigate Ms. Cheevious
“Ms. Cheevious is charmingly quirky, entertaining, and above all… addictive. Lisa Jey is hilariously zany one moment, then surprises us with insightful and candid revelations about herself and the meaning of life in L.A. Inspiring, relevant, and laugh-out-loud funny — it’s a must read!”
Jennifer Maurer, Senior Staff Writer, Popstar.com
What Happens in Ms. Cheevious-Land STAYS in Ms. Cheevious-Land
Before you read any further, heed this warning: Ms. Cheevious-Land is not for everyone. In fact, it’s probably not for you. No, really. Leave now, while there is still time. We’re serious. Nothing here is safe. Nothing is sacred – - nothing… well… except perhaps the value of the individual, of life and of personal respect. If you are looking for a microcosm of social mores you’re accustomed to, or what you’ll find everywhere else on this god-forsaken internet, turn back now. You will not find that here. If you think you will find posts full of internet memes copied and shared the world over prior to landing here, you are seriously mistaken. Don’t read any further. We mean it. Go away, RIGHT NOW.
If you’re still here – you stay of your own volition. What is acceptable, good and lovely out “there” does not apply here.
The things you read in here will challenge you (well- – if they do not challenge, you… they’ll probably dumbfound - or stump you for certain). But you will read and learn things that may shock or infuriate you, or make you want to run around your desk, kitchen or laundry room shaking your fist in the air shouting “WHY GOD? WHY?”. Despite all that, we maintain it is all worth it. You probably will not agree.
That is all.
You HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Lisa Jey Davis may be the original Ms. Cheevious, but she has cultivated a culture that enables and encourages women to be strong. To be proud of their sexuality, happy in their own personal beauty, and determined to create a life they want. These are all Ms. Cheevious Girls. Men can be and are mischievous as well. We love them here. And yes, there can be Ms. Cheevious Men – (should we call them Mr. Cheevious?) but that is a whole other story, and well – let’s not go there.
These Ms. Cheevious Girls can and do break free (all the time, in fact) from the “BORES and SNORES” life they never really wanted. They can and do L-I-V-E and E-N-J-O-Y every moment. They are all of the above (happy, sexy, beautiful, successful, strong) and pursuing their dreams with fierce determination.
Now on to how things work. The names below are fictitious and random. If you figure out someone’s real name and reveal it, Ms. Cheevious will hunt you down (after we’ve edited your comments). Any similarity to actual people or events is purely coincidental, we swear.
Cast of Characters
The names below are fictitious and random. Any similarity to actual people or events is purely coincidental, I swear.
Ms. Cheevious - Lisa Jey Davis
Bacall - a female friend and client of Ms. Cheevious (and Bogey’s LOVE) – a successful writer, actor and singer/songwriter.
Bogey - a male friend and client of Ms. Cheevious – a successful writer, actor, producer, director and musician. Also M.C. Nugget’s (see below) best friend.
Britt - Ms. Cheevious’ gal pal and partner in crime during much of her Ms. Cheevious in Hollywood antics! Someone she’s know for a very long time, who’s like family.
Dear John - a yoga camp owner / instructor who hit on Sheila (see below), then turned out to be a CAD
Hair Plug Guy - an internet guy Ms. Cheevious met a few times
Hot Boring Guy - a love interest of Sheila’s (see below)- for a short time
Kat – an old gal pal of Ms. Cheevious’ who knows how to throw down the cocktails.
Kit Kat - a cousin of M.C. Nugget, and friend of Ms. Cheevious. Kit Kat appeared in “Goose Hunting on the Farm“
Little Justin Timberlake – A cute young thing Ms. Cheevious once kissed, who had a “thang” for her
Lucy – a past life friend of Ms. Cheevious – an actress and business woman.
Random Esquire - aka Randomesq – a fellow blogger, lady killer and sex addict
Scissor Sister - hair stylist to the stars – and Ms. Cheevious (from time to time)
Sheila - one of Ms. Cheevious’ best friends (not her real name)
Silver Keys – a one time love interest – turned schlepp of a man – of Sheila’s
Spy Glass - a man Ms. Cheevious dated once apon a time – named for his big job at Spyglass Entertainment.
Stealth - a good friend of Ms. Cheevious – a MONDO athlete who lives in Moab, UT.
The Abyss - a big giant purse owned and utilized by Ms. Cheevious, whence all good things were lost.
The Big Screen - the Big Screen gets credit here, because, well, it’s alive. It is the iMac computer from which Ms. Cheevious hammers out the blogs, records the vlogs, edits the comedic videos and communicates with everyone. Though vital to her life’s work, the Big Screen has also become a drug to Ms. Cheevious. Often times blamed for non-sequiturs and attention lapses, the Big Screen has a place in the annals of Ms. Cheevious-land.
The Mini Abyss - a medium big-giant purse owned and utilized (most often) by Ms. Cheevious, whence fewer good things were lost – thus alleviating the need for The Abyss.
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